Apparently, we have a different understanding of what “get on the couch” means.
T.S. Eliot wrote that the “naming of cats is a difficult matter.” Mommy Kitty had many names like: the Flufftress, the Fluff Monster, the Fluffness monster, Fluff wad, Fluffikins, and Princess Fluff. I’ll miss that cat, whatever her name.
The downspouts of gutters are not ideal places to stash your nut collection, especially when the downspout is clogged.