When I was about 13 years old, I made a movie called “Adventures in Puppetland.” Lucky for you all, you’ve never had to witness the peak of my puppeteer career.
If you want to get a flavor for what my life might have been like had I gone on to make “Adventures in Puppetland II,” where I would have actually used puppets instead of stuffed animals, watch this movie. Unless you are a heartless automaton, you will be touched.